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Meet the
Characters
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Talbot Osbourne
Werewolf Extraordinaire, Talbot's goals for the summer are to pass his
classes, find an apartment, and get a part time job to help pay for
tuition, rent, and beer.
He never planned on getting involved with the Living Undead, a stalker
with sights set on staking his class partner, or impersonating a nun.
Poor Talbot's in for one hell of a summer!
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Julian St. George
Raised as a Buddhist, this vegetarian vampire may not want to harm
other living creatures, but that won't save anyone from his sharp wit
and sarcastic tongue. Left to his own devices this summer, all
Julian wants to do is pass his classes and graduate top of his class so
he'll be assured of a spot at the police academy next year.
But a psycho stalker and an unlikely friendship with a long-time
adversary will derail the vampire's plans...and may just get him dusted.
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Brennan Pole
It's 0-and-4 for this sports nut. Hopelessly in love with a girl
who'd rather blow his head off than kiss him, trapped in an apartment
that's set on making him its next meal, and volunteering to be the sole
Y-chromosome at a feminist rally, this shapeshifter will have to do
some quick thinking to make it through the summer with his sanity still
in tact.
But, when things get rough, he could always morph into his ferret form because, hey...ferrets make everything better!
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Nora Kavanagh
Brilliant, beautiful, and a banshee--what more could a man want!
A banshee by birth, this Irish exchange student is out to change
the world--one hopeless cause after another.
Too bad Brennan Pole is one helpless case that she just can't fight...
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Fletcher Varley
Voted "Most Popular Communist on Campus" three years running, there's
not much this wizard-in-training wouldn't try. And that includes
abusing marshmallows and mutated cotton balls.
Determined to write one spell that doesn't cause things to blow up,
this avant garde individual certainly adds "charm" to every
situation--especially the clothes optional ones.
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And these are just a few of the "unique" characters that encompass the cast of
Bite Me: Or the Obvious Title for a Novel About a Vampire and a Werewolf
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